Jerry Reinsdorf has a little Inigo in him…at a young age in terms of his ownership he saw a Hall of Fame manager sacked over a matter of ego, basically. He spends his life chasing the memory of a six-fingered man. THE REVENGE BUSINESS: In “The Princess Bride,” Inigo Montoya spends his life trying to right a wrong, namely the needless death of his father over a matter of ego, basically. Maybe it is time that they admit that they are not left-handed and start trying to win. But this team seems hard pressed to get themselves started, unable to string victories together. Getting on a winning streak isn’t like getting into a land war in Asia.

There’s a lot to do in that timeframe, and the Sox need to get going on any win streak before the Twins or Guardians run away with it. On the other hand, proverbially Buttercup is marrying Humperdink in little less than half an hour. Well, on one hand, if you rush a miracle, you get rotten miracles. 500 stench that has surrounded the season and grab the AL Central lead. Waiting! Fans have been waiting for the Sox to go on a run of, say, 10 wins in a row to get rid of the.

Can Rick Hahn trade his way into a pennant? Inconceivable. The teams that benefit the most at the trade deadline are one player away from feeling whole. By contrast, the splash of getting Craig Kimbrel was a disaster, and Cesar Hernandez was below bleh.

Tepera was among the Sox’ most reliable pitchers. Last year, the Sox grabbed a decent veteran reliever on a heater in Ryan Tepera for really nothing much at the moment. In 1997, the Giants did that courtesy of the White Sox and saw Wilson Alvarez and Danny Darwin be fairly pedestrian down the stretch while Roberto Hernandez was good. Most effective trades aren’t along the lines of what the Sox would purport to be doing, getting multiple relievers and another starter. Generally, teams that need to drop 3-4 cards from their 5-card stud hand aren’t going to win any chips. Why is this a miracle? It doesn’t always work. This is the opposite of the 1997 White Flag Trade, a trade that turns the team around and sparks a winning campaign. THE SAVING TRADE: This would really be a major miracle. Chocolate coating makes it go down easier: But they are living to bluff, continually making everyone wonder if this season is a mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich (where the mutton is lean and the tomatoes are ripe…so perky) or if this season needs a miracle pill. They aren’t all dead, which if the team was all dead there is nothing left to do but go through the roster for loose outfielders.

Not to be too pessimistic, but the Sox seem to be in the Pit of Despair and having years of fans’ lives sucked away with every series that takes a step forward and a step or two back. Bye!!” Photo (C) Buttercup Films/20th Century Fox, Sox logo (c) MLB and Chicago White Sox “G’Bye! Have fun storming the playoffs! Think it’ll work? It’ll take a miracle.

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